Chapter 62
Some people appear bright, pure, and sweet on the surface, but secretly they are devoted fans who are obsessed with shipping couples.
Le Qingyi was one of the best among them.
When she was still in school, she started following stars, specifically her hometown's star of honor, Ji Fengxue. She watched her movies repeatedly and even got into the university her idol attended. However, Ji Fengxue was a very low-key person; apart from essential events, she was rarely seen.
So, while still a fan of Ji Fengxue, she gloriously switched her allegiance.
This little vixen named Xia Linxia was damnably charming!
She kept jumping back and forth on the wall, her heart in turmoil. Choosing between the two felt like tearing her heart out. Just as she was suffering, the crisis was resolved.
When she saw the animated GIFs of Ji Fengxue and Xia Linxia clashing on the internet, her shipping soul suddenly ignited! As long as they were a couple, she could openly support both of them!
Moreover, the two looked more and more compatible. Excited, she gathered a group of sisters and promoted the "Summer CP" to the world.
However, no one expected that they would actually ship a real couple!
The Summer CP officially announced their relationship!
Le Qingyi would never forget May 20th. A guy was confessing to her when her phone suddenly pushed this news. She kicked the man away and ran back to her dorm screaming.
After that, she started following the dating reality show. The usually low-key film empress doted on her wife, turning Xia Linxia into a silly goose, which was a daily source of joy.
So, she used her learned skills and started editing videos of the Summer CP. To her surprise, it became popular, and Xia Linxia even liked and commented on it!
She had no regrets in this life!
Le Qingyi was so happy that she cried and fainted in the bathroom. Before dying, she still wanted to shout three times: Summer CP is endgame!
This movie audition was introduced by her mentor. When she heard that the Summer CP were also going to act, she was both surprised and terrified.
She was afraid that her identity as a top shipper would be exposed, causing dissatisfaction among the cast and crew. She was also afraid that the two "CP subjects" would dislike her.
However, after a few days of brief interaction and observation, she found that the two "CP subjects" had very nice personalities in private! And their interactions were as sweet as ever!
She cried tears of joy every day over their beautiful love but dared not speak of it. Fortunately, Xia Linxia finally discovered her identity and even praised her. She could die on the spot now.
Oh, wait, she hadn't seen the Summer CP kiss in front of her yet, so she couldn't die.
But she never expected that she would reach a new peak in her life!
After work that evening, Ji Fengxue said she wanted to explain the script to her. She didn't know what script it was, but she was taken to a very hidden and secluded corner.
She immediately imagined a very dramatic plot: the film empress giving her private tutoring late at night, and her request was...
"Give me all the material you have," the film empress requested. Perhaps feeling her tone was a bit stiff, she added, "Can you?"
Le Qingyi was stunned and asked uncertainly, "What material?"
"The material you edited. No, what's your account?" Ji Fengxue asked.
"It's called 'Xiangfeng Yixia'," Le Qingyi said, overjoyed. Trembling, she took out her phone and opened her Bilibili account. "How about you follow me? You can see the latest videos."
Ji Fengxue followed without a word, using her private account, of course. She would absolutely not do something foolish like liking it with her main account and causing it to trend.
Just as Le Qingyi was about to put her phone down, she saw Ji Fengxue scan the QR code again, guessing it was due to the dim lighting. Although the lighting was dim, it made Ji Fengxue's face appear even fairer and more flawless. The closer she observed, the more she appreciated her beauty; she was truly born for the big screen.
Xiaxia is so lucky to have Ji Fengxue all to herself!
After finishing these tasks, Ji Fengxue put away her phone with satisfaction and led her back, intending to explain the script to her properly.
As soon as they walked out from behind the concealing wall, they saw Xia Linxia standing not far away. Dressed in white, she was standing on a white ground light, which made her entire face appear pale and terrifying. She looked at them eerily and asked, "What are you two doing here?"
Le Qingyi flinched back. Ji Fengxue steadied her to prevent her from stepping on loose stones and getting hurt.
Xia Linxia's expression darkened further.
These two bitches were hugging each other in front of her!
Seeing Xia Linxia's expression, Le Qingyi knew she had misunderstood something and hurriedly explained, "We were just..."
"Talking about the script," Ji Fengxue interrupted.
"Ah, right," Le Qingyi said, keeping her eyes on her nose and her heart on her mind. Sensing that Ji Fengxue wanted to hide the fact that she had followed her account, she helped cover for her. "Sister Ji was just helping me with the script. Please don't overthink it."
Xia Linxia didn't believe it even more. "Who are you kidding? Why would you need to hide here to talk about a script? What were you secretly doing?"
Le Qingyi couldn't explain, but Ji Fengxue calmly said, "We were watching a video."
"What video?"
"Your stage compilation," Ji Fengxue said.
Both Xia Linxia and Le Qingyi were stunned.
"Really?" Xia Linxia looked at Le Qingyi doubtfully. "Did you edit it?"
"Ah, yes!" Le Qingyi immediately opened her account and handed her phone to Xia Linxia. "It's this one. It's an old work; not many people were following it back then."
Xia Linxia took it and saw several performance clips from the talent show. She curled her lips and handed the phone back. "Watching videos is fine, but why did you have to watch them secretly?"
"Then let's watch it together when we get back," Ji Fengxue suggested, stepping forward to walk alongside her.
"Okay."
Le Qingyi, trailing two steps behind, saw Xia Linxia turn around and forget about her important business, only focusing on chatting and laughing with Ji Fengxue as they headed back to the hotel. Her eyes lit up.
Say it ten thousand more times: Summer CP is endgame!
"Oh, right, Qingyi, Qingyi?" Xia Linxia turned around and saw Le Qingyi walking a few steps ahead, stepping on that white ground light. Her features were contorted, and her hands were waving frantically, startling Xia Linxia. "What's wrong? Did you get an electric shock?"
"No, hahahaha," Le Qingyi said, laughing wildly while covering up. "I was just imitating your dance moves."
Xia Linxia covered her face. "Stop imitating. You're disgracing me."
Le Qingyi immediately stood up straight, giggling non-stop.
"Oh, right, what's your Bilibili account? I'll follow you."
Le Qingyi froze and subconsciously glanced at Ji Fengxue, warily asking, "You're not going to like it again, are you?"
"Tsk, you still dislike me liking your videos?"
"No, no!" Le Qingyi couldn't wait to be followed by her.
However, Xia Linxia was smart this time and used her private account as well.
After returning to the hotel, Xia Linxia quickly went to take a shower. Ji Fengxue hadn't forgotten the important matter and went to explain the script to Le Qingyi before returning to her room.
After taking turns to wash up, Ji Fengxue sat at the table and blew her hair dry. She heard a "gaga gaga" sound from the bed.
That demonic laughter was truly immersive.
She put down the hairdryer and looked back.
Well, Xia Linxia was laughing so wildly that her face mask had cracked.
Xia Linxia also found it bothersome and directly pulled off the mask, waving at her. "Lao Ji, quickly look at this video. It's too funny. It's like you've edited me into a silly goose. Le Qingyi is a genius."
Ji Fengxue: "You're insulting Le Qingyi. What does it have to do with the editor? Haven't you recognized your true nature yet?"
She got up and got into bed, pretending to naturally move closer to her. "Let me see."
"You hold it. I'm going to pee myself laughing, hahaha." Xia Linxia paused the video and innocently handed the phone to her, even thoughtfully placing a pillow behind her for them to watch the video comfortably.
Ji Fengxue leaned back. As soon as she got a firm grip on the phone, Xia Linxia rested her shoulder on her and leaned towards the screen, pulling the progress bar back to the beginning. "Look at this, it's really too funny."
Ji Fengxue steadied herself and took great effort to refocus on the video.
This video was released after the finale of "Love, This Little Thing." They hadn't had time to watch it, but it had a lot of views.
The background music was a cheerful and catchy tune. The video started with Ji Fengxue calling out "Baby," "Darling," and "Honey" several times in a gentle and doting voice.
[Opening shot critical hit]
[One more time]
[This voice! It kills me from the first word!]
[You have my coins. After watching, I'll go rewatch the variety show.]
[Thanks, already recorded it as an alarm.]
Xia Linxia snorted. "Why did you suddenly call me darling back then? I even suspected you had taken the wrong medicine."
Ji Fengxue just smiled and didn't say anything, continuing to watch. The rest were dialogues pieced together.
Variety Show Director: "What are your expectations for your future?"
Xia Linxia: "If I win an Oscar, Lao Ji will wash my feet."
Ji Fengxue: "Her acting is as bad as her feet. Sorry, Xiaxia is a bit slow-witted. Please don't mind her."
[Hahahaha, so funny]
[We don't mind, Film Empress, you better not mind.]
Variety Show Backup Interview Host: "What do you think is the other person's favorite thing about you?"
Ji Fengxue: "She said she wanted to have some fun too."
This segment used a humorous editing style. Perhaps to pass censorship, Xia Linxia's latter half of the sentence was sped up and distorted.
Xia Linxia: "Of course, it's my original earrings, want to know?"
[Wolf-like words]
[Hahahaha, dominated by the fear of original earrings!]
[From now on, the wet market will have a killer that strikes fear into people's hearts – Ms. Original Earrings.]
Still the Variety Show Backup Interview Host: "What gifts will you give each other on Valentine's Day?"
Ji Fengxue: "..."
Xia Linxia's voice was suddenly inserted from off-screen: "Ji Fengxue gave me a cuckold's hat!"
Xia Linxia: "I'll send you away a thousand miles away~~~"
[Hahahaha, damn, I'm laughing my guts out.]
[So the Summer CP is going to break up for a second? Hahahaha.]
[Stop talking, this plot development is actually quite exciting, hahaha.]
[Tell a horror story, the progress bar is almost gone!]
Variety Show Director: "What wish do you want the other person to fulfill for you?"
Ji Fengxue: "I hope Xia Linxia will always be brilliant."
This segment was recorded in the car on the way to the villa and only appeared in the main feature. When she said this, Ji Fengxue looked down at a card. Her face was not clearly visible, but the curve of her lips was obvious.
Xia Linxia was too busy to even watch the main feature. Seeing this, she couldn't help but be stunned for a moment. She looked up at Ji Fengxue. Because they were so close, their noses brushed against each other's cheeks.
Both of them froze and looked at each other.
Ji Fengxue touched her cheek, her eyelashes trembling slightly, her eyes as deep as the sea, as if about to drown her.
A small flame suddenly ignited in Xia Linxia's heart, burning in her chest, making her entire body feel hot and her cheeks flush.
At this moment, the video played Xia Linxia's answer, breaking the ambiguous atmosphere.
Xia Linxia: "My wish is to win an Oscar, and Lao Ji will wash my feet."
Ji Fengxue: "Her acting is as bad as her feet..."
[Hahahaha, this is actually a Mobius loop edit, the beginning is the end, and the end is the beginning.]
[Uploader is awesome, I've followed.]
[Haha, we'll see you at the beginning.]
[Dying of laughter at this video.]
The video ended, and the room suddenly became quiet. Ji Fengxue wanted to continue watching, but Xia Linxia buried her head in the quilt. "Sleep!"
Ji Fengxue smiled helplessly, but her eyes were full of amusement.
This outcome was already very good. At least Xia Linxia was flustered and avoided her, which meant she cared. This kind of thing couldn't be rushed; it had to be done step by step, lest she scare the child.
She opened Weibo and searched for "Xiangfeng Yixia." She found that Le Qingyi had posted a Weibo half an hour ago.
Xiangfeng Yixia v: OMG OMG, the Summer CP is too good to ship! According to insider revelations, the two are incredibly sweet on set. Teacher Ji is teaching Xiaxia acting, and Xiaxia is learning very seriously, making rapid progress! Ahhh, what kind of divine couple is the Summer CP!
She smiled, then suddenly froze.
Excuse me, what is the probability of an accidental like?
And she used her main account.
She hesitated for half a minute and decided to cancel the like.
But it was too late. The speed of information dissemination on the internet was unimaginable.
Ten minutes later, she received a Weibo push notification about herself.
—Following Xia Linxia's like of a fan-made video, Ji Fengxue also canceled her like on a CP fan's sweet-sharing Weibo late at night.
Ji Fengxue: "..."
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