Chapter 1: Beauty Out of the Bath
"Young Miss? Young Miss, are you all right?" A blurry voice drifted by her ear.
"You're the 'miss'! Your whole family are 'misses'!" Sun Jiaojiao clutched her splitting temples and instinctively cursed back.
In bars, there were always men with ulterior motives waiting by the bathroom door to "pick up scraps," specifically targeting women who were swaying on their feet, ready to fall. They'd fuck them once and leave.
Sun Jiaojiao had accidentally fallen for it once. She'd been dead drunk and a perverted man had taken advantage of her in the bar's bathroom, shooting his filthy load all over her. It pissed her off so much she never went back to that bar again.
A strange sensation began to rise from below her, like a warm liquid gently lapping at her body. It was itchy, tingly, and comfortable.
Wait, she was in a bar?
Sun Jiaojiao's eyes flew open. She didn't know where the strength came from, but suddenly her head didn't hurt, she wasn't drunk anymore, and her whole body staged an uprising, abruptly standing straight up.
A pair of full, ripe peaches was exposed directly to the air.
The man before her was struck dumb by this sudden, sensual windfall. He instinctively swallowed a few times, but he reacted quickly, spinning around and explaining, flustered, "Young Miss, I... I didn't see anything. I thought... I thought you had fainted from the heat, so... so..."
The more he explained, the more he stammered, unable to speak a complete sentence.
Sun Jiaojiao looked awkwardly at her own bare upper body, then at her lower body, which was still soaking, equally bare, in a pool of water. Her head throbbed.
Where the fuck was this?
More footsteps approached.
Sun Jiaojiao carefully submerged her body back into the water... leaving only two wary eyes glaring at the movement outside the pool.
"What are you doing here?" A childish, scolding voice rose, full of arrogance. "The Young Miss is bathing. How can a guard like you just enter as you please?"
Sun Jiaojiao could see clearly now. Two people stood outside the pool, a man and a woman. The woman was dressed as an ancient maidservant, holding a pile of silks and satins. The man was in a warrior's attire, complete with a sword. Hearing the maidservant's words, it seemed the man was a guard?
A stampede of 'fuck yous' thundered through Sun Jiaojiao's mind...
Holy shit! Don't tell me I've transmigrated?
And into ancient times?
And as some high-and-mighty Young Miss?
Oh, mother! Ancient times were not for her... That was a terrifying world where you had to be a virgin before marriage and a widow after! They might even bind her feet!!!
Thinking of her handsome barflies, thinking of her thongs, and thinking of her sexy miniskirts, Sun Jiaojiao just wanted to drown herself in this damned pool and see if she could transmigrate back to the modern day.
"Young Miss? Young Miss?"
The arrogant little maidservant finally noticed the abnormality in the pool. Her face turned pale with fright. She quickly knelt and reached into the water to grab the sinking Sun Jiaojiao, terrified she would drown.
Unfortunately, her small amount of strength was not enough to pull her.
"Xiao Er! What are you standing there for? Can't you see the Young Miss is drowning? Come and help!" This time, she wasn't posturing. She glared at the guard called Xiao Er and anxiously called for his help.
Xiao Er had his back to them, but as soon as he heard the Young Miss was drowning, his heart burned with anxiety. With a whoosh, he shot to the side of the pool and, with lightning speed, fished out Sun Jiaojiao, who had sunk under the water and was choking on bubbles.
Her wet, naked form clung tightly to the man's coarse outer robe, the fabric scratching her skin painfully.
Well, it's over.
Sun Jiaojiao thought, this time, it wasn't just her tits that were seen. Her waist, her ass, every curve and valley of her entire body had been thoroughly seen, not a single bit missed.
She had no face to open her eyes, so she simply pretended to have fainted.
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