Chapter 10: The Designated Crown Princess
Ever since the unpleasantness with Xiao Er in the pavilion, Sun Jiaojiao hadn't seen his face for many days.
She was the Young Miss, after all, and Xiao Er was just a guard standing outside her room. As long as she didn't want to see him, he had no chance to.
Except for one time when she overheard that gossipy maidservant, Ye'er, outside the door, asking Xiao Er with concern why his forehead was injured.
Afterward, Sun Jiaojiao used the excuse "No loud noises outside the room" and punished Ye'er by making her kneel in the sun for two hours.
But as she knelt, Sun Jiaojiao started to feel a bit guilty. Why was she taking out her anger with Xiao Er on a maidservant? It made it seem like she was fighting with a servant girl over a man. So, she relented and let Ye'er stop kneeling.
When Yu'er went out to tell Ye'er to get up, Xiao Er's handsome, masculine face looked back toward the room, as if he wanted to say something, but he held it back. He sighed silently in his heart, turned his body back around, and stood straight and proper, even more like a wooden post.
"The Young Miss has been in a bad mood these past few days. All of you, serve her carefully, do you understand?" Yu'er sternly reminded everyone. The maidservants all bowed and scraped, saying yes.
In truth, Sun Jiaojiao wasn't just in a bad mood because of her tiff with Xiao Er. She had calculated that she was only just past fifteen. There was still a good half a year until her sixteenth birthday and the grand wedding. Did that mean that for more than half a year, she would have to waste away in this Minister's Residence, bored to death, living like a widow?
Besides, even if she married into the Crown Prince's Residence, who knew what that Crown Prince looked like, or if he was any good in that department.
She had been a liberal arts major in university. Although her history wasn't great, she had read plenty of trashy, unofficial historical novels.
Most royal sons were seduced by maidservants from a young age, accompanied by concubines, and taken by their dissolute, wealthy friends to visit brothels and play with women. It was common for them to have ruined their bodies and become impotent before they were even old.
Not to mention, if she married into the Crown Prince's Residence, who knew how many women would be waiting there to fight with her for favor!
Harem infighting was no joke.
In those palace intrigue dramas, wasn't it common to see a high-born young lady make a grand entrance, showered with a thousand favors, only to be dead by episode three?
She just wanted to happily pick up handsome guys and be a seductive little siren. She did not want to get mixed up in the rigid, rule-bound imperial palace playing at harem infighting. Whoever wanted to play that game could go play it!
Thinking of this, she felt so wronged. Her future was simply bleak and hopeless...
No, she had to make plans for her own lifelong sexual happiness.
Luckily, there was still more than half a year until the wedding! Sun Jiaojiao calculated that she might still have time. If she could find a reason that made annulling the engagement unavoidable, she could pester her cheap father to call off this imperial marriage.
But what kind of reason would be so compelling that it would convince her cheap Minister father to give up the glory of becoming the Crown Prince's Father-in-Law and risk the Emperor's anger—and potential beheading—to annul the engagement with the Crown Prince?
Sun Jiaojiao was really racking her brains...
Mini-Theater 2: Meat-meat Small Theater
Xiao Er: Young Miss, are you trying to annul the engagement with the Crown Prince... for me?
Sun Jiaojiao: Get lost!
Xiao Er: Young Miss, this servant is truly moved... I have no way to repay you, except with my body. I will serve you day and night until you are comfortable and satisfied, even if I die of exhaustion. (As he speaks, his giant cock hardens.)
Sun Jiaojiao: Get lost!
Xiao Er: Young Miss doesn't like it? Then this servant will get lost. (He tucks away his giant cock and prepares to leave.)
Sun Jiaojiao: This Young Miss meant, roll back here!
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