Chapter 3: Teasing the Handsome Man
Xiao Er was the guard who had rescued Sun Jiaojiao from the bath pool, and one of the four Bright Guards.
Sun Jiaojiao thought her father was rather uninspired.
Her eighteen guards were named Xiao Yi, Xiao Er, Xiao San, Xiao Si... all the way to Xiao Shiba.
He was a high-ranking Minister, for crying out loud. Couldn't he have given his subordinates more cultured names?
These four Bright Guard brothers always had their backs to the Young Miss of the Sun family. Even if they occasionally met, they would immediately lower their heads and kneel with one hand on their sword. So, apart from having seen Xiao Er's face, Sun Jiaojiao had no impression of what the other three looked like.
Actually, Xiao Er had regular features; he definitely had a handsome, likable face. His 1.85-meter height and inverted-triangle physique were major pluses. The slightly tight guard uniform clung to his body, revealing his excellent build. If he were in the modern world, Sun Jiaojiao would absolutely have given him an 85.
Yu'er called Xiao Er over. Before he said a word, he knelt.
Xiao Er kept his head bowed, not daring to overstep in the slightest. "Young Miss, you called for me?"
Sun Jiaojiao had been holding this seductive pose for so long that her waist was getting sore, and the man hadn't even dared to look? Fine, fine, this damned feudal society...
If it weren't for Yu'er standing there in the way, and a whole room full of eyes staring, Sun Jiaojiao really had the urge to rush forward, throw her arms around her little brother Xiao Er, and let her hands roam all over him. From his chest to his V-line, from his V-line to his groin, and then give his crotch a little squeeze to see if his endowment was big or not.
Sun Jiaojiao made a serious "en" sound, then sighed and complained in a delicate voice, "Xiao Er, tell me, if I can get sick from just taking a bath, does that mean my constitution is too weak?"
Xiao Er still didn't dare raise his head. "Young Miss is a golden branch and jade leaf. You are naturally blessed by Bodhisattva. You will have good health and all things as you wish. You need not worry too much."
Sun Jiaojiao wasn't fishing for a few auspicious words from him.
As if feeling hot, she casually lifted her skirt a little higher, more directly revealing a section of her snow-white thigh. Then, she mused aloud, "You don't have to say nice things to comfort me. I know my own body. Otherwise, Daddy wouldn't have sent you all to protect me..."
Xiao Er buried his head even lower. "Your servants will certainly do their utmost to protect Young Miss."
This idiot!
Sun Jiaojiao decided to get straight to the point. "How about this: I'll exercise more to build up my constitution. You teach me martial arts! Or, teach me to ride a horse? Archery is fine too!"
Xiao Er was troubled. "Young Miss, learning martial arts is not accomplished in a day... Young Miss's body is delicate. I fear riding a horse now is not suitable..."
Sun Jiaojiao cut him off. "I know, I know. Then let's do archery! Help me up. Starting today, this Young Miss is going to strengthen her body, and I'll start with archery!"
Hmph! As long as there was physical contact, no matter what the sport, there was no man she couldn't seduce. Even if he was frigid, she'd tease him until he was burning with desire.
"Yes..."
Xiao Er rose to help Sun Jiaojiao. His lowered gaze happened to sweep over her snow-white thigh, her slender calf, and her pale, three-inch "golden lotuses." His Adam's apple bobbed in an unconscious swallow.
Sun Jiaojiao finally smiled. Now that was more like it...
She leaned on Xiao Er's strong arm and gracefully lowered her legs, getting up from the chaise. The moment she stood, she intentionally brushed the two soft mounds on her chest against Xiao Er's arm and whispered in his ear, in a voice only the two of them could hear, "If you look again, I'll dig out your eyes."
A shiver ran through Xiao Er's entire body, and he buried his head even more fiercely.
Sun Jiaojiao, satisfied, swayed her little waist and waggled her bottom, leading the way out of the room.
Outside, the sun was shining brightly. It was said that in broad daylight... it was the perfect time to tease a handsome, innocent man...
She glanced back, ordering the flock of maidservants who were following with tea and towels, "You all wait here. Don't get in the way of my training. This Young Miss's archery skills are poor. I won't be responsible if I shoot one of you in the head."
The maidservants in the room instantly dropped to their knees in fright. No one dared to follow.
Xiao Er, his heart pounding, followed without hesitation. Hearing the steady footsteps of the man behind her, Sun Jiaojiao smiled, hooking the corner of her lips. The spring scenery in the back garden was just right. She just had to find a deserted corner, and she would definitely eat that guard Xiao Er, leaving no crumbs behind!
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