TTDYM - Chapter 67

Chapter 67: Stealing a Man

A dark and windy night... a time for 'stealing' a man.

Xiao Er was outside on night duty when someone suddenly tapped his shoulder. He turned his head and saw it was Yu'er.

Yu'er waved her hands and "wah-wah"-ed, pointing at the room. She couldn't speak, and Xiao Er instantly became anxious. Did she mean... something had happened to the Young Miss?

Xiao Er bounded into the room in one step, only to see Sun Jiaojiao, wearing her nightclothes, her 'soft orbs' half-exposed, sitting at the table, leisurely peeling a grape.

Seeing Xiao Er come in, Sun Jiaojiao gave him an ambiguous wave. This scared Xiao Er so much that he immediately shut the door and carefully checked outside to see if anyone was peeping.

"Young Miss, you..." Xiao Er blushed and stammered. "Be careful... someone might see you. It will affect your reputation."

"Apart from you, what 'other people' are there?"

Sun Jiaojiao, full of charm, wriggled to his side, stuffed the smooth, round grape into his mouth, and, taking the opportunity, her jade hand slid down... slid to the two "little grapes" on Xiao Er's chest, felt them, then slowly moved to the two "big grapes" under his crotch, gently weighing them. She watched as Xiao Er's face grew redder and redder, and was very satisfied.

Seeing that Xiao Er's lower body was slowly reacting to her teasing, Sun Jiaojiao pushed him down into a chair, then boldly sat on his lap. She hugged him, held him, kissed him, and felt him, her hands roaming up and down.

Xiao Er's two hands cupped her soft breasts, and he began to respond to her ardently.

Their lips began to tangle fiercely. The most primitive throbbing began to burn, undisguised. Both of them, parched with thirst, tore at each other's clothes. That moon-white new guard uniform was quickly stripped bare and tossed messily onto the floor.

"You look so good in these clothes," Sun Jiaojiao murmured in his ear as they tangled.

When Xiao Er heard her praise, he responded with an even more intense, physical response.

The two of them, while kissing, finally managed to strip each other naked. Xiao Er's hand felt Sun Jiaojiao's lower body and found it covered in 'water'. He was just about to change battlefields to the bed to continue the 'great war', but... he had just picked her up, held her, and gotten onto the bed, when he heard a familiar male voice calling from outside the window.

"Xiao Er?"

"Xiao Er? Where did you go?"

It was Xiao Yi, just back from taking a piss and resuming his night duty. He looked at the empty doorway and felt it was very strange. Why was Xiao Er gone?

Xiao Er and Sun Jiaojiao didn't dare to make a sound in the room, but Xiao Er, with the speed of lightning, put his clothes back on.

Sun Jiaojiao, full of resentment, glanced at the window and slid off Xiao Er.

Xiao Yi called several times from outside the window with no response. A bad feeling suddenly rose in his heart—could it be an assassin?

His sharp gaze swept into the room. He suddenly saw two figures inside, one tall, one soft. His brows immediately knitted together. He burst through the door without hesitation, drew his sword, and charged at the tall figure.

Xiao Er hadn't expected Xiao Yi to enter with his sword drawn. He couldn't react in time and was stabbed in the left arm. Blood immediately flowed down his arm.

"Are you crazy?" Sun Jiaojiao was furious. She didn't care if it was dangerous or not. She rushed up, pulled Xiao Yi away, and started cursing him. Only then did Xiao Yi see clearly... the person he had stabbed was Xiao Er.

"What are you doing in the Young Miss's room?" Xiao Er frowned.

"I told him to come to my room! Is there a problem?" Sun Jiaojiao domineeringly protected her 'cub'.

"Men and women should not touch! A man and a woman, alone in a room... what does this look like?" Xiao Yi ignored her completely, just shot Xiao Er a sharp look. Seeing his clothes were in order, he said sternly, "Come out and stand guard with me. Is the Young Miss's bedchamber a place you can just enter as you please?"

"You... you still know this is my bedchamber?" Sun Jiaojiao, exasperated, yelled at Xiao Yi, declaring her sovereignty. "Who gave you the authority to order your master around? I want Xiao Er in my bedchamber, so what? Do you have a problem with that? Do you dare to have a problem with that?"

"This slave... wouldn't dare." Xiao Yi glared at the two of them.

"Then why don't you get lost?"

"..."

Xiao Yi left in a huff, leaving only Xiao Er and Sun Jiaojiao staring at each other in the room. Sun Jiaojiao was in no mood to pa-pa-pa anymore. She quickly went to stop Xiao Er's bleeding.

That night, when Xiao Er returned to the guards' quarters, his arm wrapped in the Young Miss's handkerchief, everyone in the room was gossiping, saying that Xiao Er was now the Young Miss's "inner pet"...

Xiao Si even tilted his head back, foolishly, and asked Xiao San what an "inner pet" was.


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