Chapter 147: The 18 Erotic Poses
Sun Jiaojiao, having vented her lust, came out of the room feeling refreshed and invigorated. Even her walk had a spring in it. She aimlessly strolled a lap around the backyard and wandered back to the entrance of the guards' room. As luck would have it, she ran right into Xiao San, who was just returning from practice.
When Xiao San saw Sun Jiaojiao, he bounded over to her side like a loyal hound, raising his hand to block the blazing sun for her.
"Young Miss's skin is delicate; don't let the sun darken it."
"Let me ask you something." Sun Jiaojiao gossiped with him curiously, "That guard, Xiao Wu - the one who looks really refined, a bit frail, and says 'the ancients said' every time he opens his mouth... do you know him?"
"Did Xiao Wu offend Young Miss?" Xiao San was curious.
"Cut the crap. Just answer me, yes or no." Sun Jiaojiao had never liked talking to this martial arts fanatic; she always felt his brain worked differently from a normal person's.
"Ah, Young Miss, if Xiao Wu offended you, please don't blame him. He's just like that. His speech is always so pedantic, which is a bit annoying, but he's not a bad person." Xiao San sighed to himself and said, "It hasn't been easy for him. I heard he failed the scholar's exam three times, and his family was too poor to support his continued studies. That's why he sold himself into the Minister's Residence to work as a guard and get by."
"He's still a scholar?" Sun Jiaojiao was very shocked. "With how frail he looks, does he know any martial arts?"
"No," Xiao San said truthfully.
In any case, whether it was the Minister's Residence or the Crown Prince's Residence, they could afford to support an idle person. Xiao San's straightforward brain believed that since Xiao Wu had already sold himself into the residence, even if Sun Jiaojiao found out he didn't know martial arts, she wouldn't kick him out.
"What's the point of being a guard if you don't know martial arts? What use is he if an assassin comes? To reason with the assassin?" Sun Jiaojiao lamented. "My father is really too muddled, isn't he? To let this kind of person mix in with the guards?"
"Young Miss, don't be angry. Every family has its own troubles. Xiao Wu's life story is actually quite rough. Besides, isn't having me, Xiao San, to protect you enough?"
After speaking, Xiao San puffed out his chest with extreme confidence.
Among the guards, it wasn't a boast, but the person with the highest martial arts skill was none other than him, Xiao San. He was the team's muscle.
Sun Jiaojiao shot Xiao San a look. "The Crown Prince broke into the residence several times, and you didn't stop him. What face do you have to bring that up?"
Xiao San was gloomy. "The Crown Prince's martial arts are unrivaled. Looking at the whole country, there might not be anyone who can stop him... Right, Young Miss, the Crown Prince didn't make things difficult for you the other day, did he? If he hadn't caught us off guard and locked us all up, I, Xiao San, even if I had to give up my life, would have taken Young Miss far away."
"Alright, alright, don't bring that up." Sun Jiaojiao had already decided to completely forget the unpleasant past. One had to learn to live in the present; being happy now was all that mattered. "I'm asking you, among my eighteen guards, is Xiao Wu the only one who doesn't know martial arts?"
"Mm..."
"Fine! This Young Miss understands." As long as Sun Jiaojiao confirmed that the temperamental man was Xiao Wu, it was fine. After she finished her question, she swung her hips and prepared to leave.
"Young Miss..." Xiao San wanted to speak but hesitated.
"What?" Sun Jiaojiao turned back.
"I've been engrossed in research lately, and I've read several new Dual Cultivation manuals and learned a few new moves. Does Young Miss want to try some Dual Cultivation?" After speaking, Xiao San very seriously pulled a copy of "The 18 Erotic Poses" from his robes.
"No!"
Sun Jiaojiao spat, "Pei!" and walked away, swinging her hips without hesitation.
Who would want to have sex by following the poses in an erotic painting, like writing out a formula?
How unromantic!
She definitely didn't want that!
Besides, she had just finished getting off. She didn't want to 'pa pa pa' with this unromantic martial arts idiot Xiao San. Sleeping with him would be worse than sleeping with Xiao Wu... Ah, no! She didn't want to sleep with Xiao Wu either! It was still Xiao Yi, Xiao Er, and Xiao Si who brought joy to her body and mind.
The moment she thought of Xiao Yi's wildness, Xiao Er's gentleness, and Xiao Si's 'milky-fierceness', Sun Jiaojiao couldn't help but feel her body and mind stir with desire again...
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