Chapter 188: I Won't Be Worse Than the Crown Prince
Xiao Ba understood in his heart, what right did he have to mind if Sun Jiaojiao had been slept with by others?
While standing watch during the second half of the night, His Highness the Crown Prince returned with his troops. When he walked past him with his powerful aura, Xiao Ba lowered his head as far as it would go, feeling extremely guilty.
Fortunately, His Highness the Crown Prince didn't notice anything unusual.
But soon, the sounds of a man and woman making love came from the Crown Prince and Crown Princess's room. In the silent night, it was particularly abrupt, making Xiao Ba, who was on watch, feel quite bitter.
Alas, even if she was an immortal peach, he could only sneak a tiny bite when the rightful owner wasn't around.
At least Big Brother Xiao Yi had been severely punished by His Highness the Crown Prince, and was publicly acknowledged in the residence as the Crown Princess's secret adulterer. But he... he wasn't even worthy of that secret title.
The more Xiao Ba thought, the more he sighed, and the wine poured ceaselessly down his throat.
"That's not how you drink good wine." Xiao Jiu snatched Xiao Ba's wine flask, pouring it into his own mouth with a pained expression.
"Quiet down, someone's coming," Xiao Ba suddenly warned.
Just a few seconds after his voice fell, a neat procession ran past not far away, passing under the tree where they were drinking. The shock instantly sobered both of them up.
Only after the procession was far away did Xiao Jiu belatedly pat his chest. "The Crown Prince is going out this late?"
Xiao Ba, however, was staring blankly at the Crown Prince, as if gazing up at a high and mighty god.
Even a man as perfect as the Crown Prince couldn't control a fox spirit like the Crown Princess. A lowly guard like him shouldn't think too much! Just obediently offer his vital essence to the fox spirit in exchange for that pitifully small bit of affection!
No, no, that wasn't affection.
At most, it could only be called... sex? He might not even be remembered by name after being drained dry. How humble...
However, as humble as he was, he had actually slept with the woman who might one day be the mother of the nation. He should be happy! He had cuckolded the most honorable man in the world!
Xiao Ba hadn't wavered long between extreme depression and extreme joy when he heard a mournful sigh from behind him. "I used to hear that His Highness the Crown Prince was like a god of war descended to earth, with a heroic bearing. I thought it was just common rumors. How could there be any gods in this world? I never thought I'd one day be able to work in the Crown Prince's Residence. Seeing him once is better than hearing about him a hundred times. His Highness the Crown Prince truly is a dragon among men, not a mere mortal like me."
"You've never even been to war with the Crown Prince. How do you know he's not a mere mortal?"
Xiao Jiu said plausibly, "Just now, the Crown Princess was screaming so loudly. Even thinking with your ass, you can imagine how intense it was between the Crown Prince and Crown Princess in bed just now."
Hearing this, Xiao Ba's face darkened.
Of course he had heard it...
"Maybe the Crown Princess was just trying to cater to the Crown Prince, to please him, so she deliberately screamed that loudly?"
"Tch, as if I can't tell the difference between genuine feeling and faking it?" Xiao Jiu was dismissive. "In the entire guard team, my hearing is the best. I've heard everyone who has slept with the Crown Princess. Only the Crown Prince can fuck the Crown Princess until she's ecstatic and screaming to the heavens."
He spoke with great relish, completely oblivious to the fact that Xiao Ba's face was growing darker and darker as he listened.
"What's any of that? When it comes to things in bed, it's not like the louder a woman screams, the better it feels."
"Hehe..."
"It's true!"
"Hehe..."
"Rea... Why am I arguing with a drunkard like you? It's not like you'd understand..." Xiao Ba gloomily took a swig of wine and said, "Anyway, I..."
"Anyway, you what?"
"Anyway, I'm not worse than the Crown Prince." Xiao Ba emphasized repeatedly, "I'm definitely not worse than him!"
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