Chapter 206: Even Pulled Out, It's Not as Big as Mine
Xiao Liu didn't even remember how he'd escaped from the tiger's den, from the Crown Prince and Crown Princess's room. It wasn't until he had fled to the tree where Xiao Jiu drank, that he belatedly touched his head to make sure it was still on his neck. He leaned against the tree trunk, panting heavily several times, feeling lucky.
"Sixth Brother? Is that you? Want a drink?" Xiao Jiu was bored to death drinking alone. Seeing Xiao Liu, he tossed a jug of wine down.
Xiao Liu caught the wine, tilted his head back, and chugged it.
"Sixth Brother, where did you just come from? How come your forehead is covered in sweat?" Xiao Jiu asked curiously.
"Can't say, can't say." Although Xiao Liu was drinking, he remained extremely vigilant, determined not to reveal a single detail of what had just happened.
"Tch, so mysterious. What's there not to say?" Xiao Jiu rolled his eyes at him and raised his own jug. "If you won't talk, you won't talk. Come on up, drink!"
Wine was good stuff.
Once that stuff passed through your gut, it made you say anything, made you say whatever anyone wanted you to say.
Xiao Jiu wasn't in a hurry. He sipped his wine, his gaze drifting over to Xiao Liu, intentionally or not, making Xiao Liu's skin crawl.
"Ninth Brother, why do you keep looking at me? Don't tell me you've fallen for me?"
"Fallen for your big head! We're both men, why would I fall for you?" Xiao Jiu rolled his eyes at him again. "I'm just watching you drink too slowly. It's no fun."
"I drink with no fun?" Xiao Liu retorted. "Then tell me, what counts as fun?"
"If you're a man, you chug the whole jug!"
"A whole jug it is!"
Not to be outdone, Xiao Liu tilted his head back and drank the entire jug in his hand. In just a few gurgles, the jug was empty.
Xiao Jiu cheered, then heartily emptied a jug of his own.
After chugging several full jugs with Xiao Jiu, Xiao Liu's head finally started to spin, and his bladder felt a bit full.
"Ninth Brother, my legs are a bit numb... How about... we go down and take a piss?"
Xiao Jiu felt that would be disgraceful. "Only little dogs squat under trees to piss."
"What's this about little dogs? No one's watching..."
"I'm not pissing. If you have to go, go yourself."
"Then I'll go." Xiao Liu used his skills to jump down from the tree. He pulled out his cute little brother, which was shrunk into a ball, aimed it at a small patch of grass under the tree, and let loose a powerful stream.
Just as he finished and was giving his little brother a satisfying shake, preparing to put it away, he suddenly felt a cold wind at his back. He turned his head and found himself face-to-face with the Crown Prince's pair of cold, thin eyes.
As luck would have it, his little brother was completely exposed in front of the Crown Prince and his personal soldiers.
The Crown Prince's gaze swept over Xiao Liu's little brother as if it were a worthless head of cabbage. Without even looking at Xiao Liu, he instructed the soldiers behind him, "Since when did this residence become so lax with the rules?"
The soldiers were so scared they immediately stood up straight. Two of them stepped forward, seized Xiao Liu, and bowed their heads low.
"Your Highness, forgive us. This subordinate will immediately tighten the residence's rules."
"You don't need this Prince to teach you what to do, do you? If you can't even manage a household, how can you manage a country?"
"This subordinate understands!"
The reek of alcohol on Xiao Liu was gradually scared away by the Crown Prince's intimidating aura and the grim procession. It wasn't until the Crown Prince and his group had walked far off into the morning dew that he muttered, somewhat baffled and jealous, "What's he so smug about? Even pulled out, it's not as big as mine."
Hmph. And he doesn't last as long, not as impressive!
The Crown Prince's soldiers didn't know what he was muttering. Thinking he was begging for mercy, they pushed him. "Go, go, no amount of explaining will help now. If you want to beg for mercy, beg the housekeeper."
Xiao Liu rolled his eyes at them. Beg for mercy? How could he beg for mercy? He'd rather die than beg for mercy in front of the Crown Prince's lackeys!
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